What's the existing betting line that Lrlo Lrlo is Evolved Ape in a lousy disguise?

Query by TheMadProfessor: What's the existing betting line that Lrlo Lrlo is Evolved Ape in a lousy disguise? I have a wad of money I'd like to place down that it is, but I suspect I'd have to lay a grand or far more on the line just to make a buck. Any R&S bookies out there? Very best answer:
Solution by Vincent K, Atheati Mad Scientist
Yeah, no-one's takin' that bet. Presently a foregone conclusion.